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An ancient European explorer who taught everyone whom he met how to play golf and croquet from horseback.
Marco Polo and his followers may indeed have had intensely happy times with all their whooping and swinging while riding on horseback, and more power to them, I say. Still, I much prefer just sharing a quiet "strolling around on foot" mallets-and-balls game with my family and friends, thank you very much.
He is the one.
He is probably the only one that can save you from your miserable existence.
Trust in Marcos Castillo.
STORY OF MIKE AND JOHN
Mike: Do you know about Marcos Castillo?
John:No?
Mike: You’re a miserable clump of flesh and bones.
A pubey virgin faggot who will die when he is 40 lonely as fuck never touching a woman. Kid can not drink and is a wicked nerd 🤓. YOU DONT WANT TO BE THIS KID
Oh that was a marco carnes (talking about a kid who couldnt have a conversation with a girl so he made ridiculous noises and ran away)
It's exactly like Marco Polo, except you play it in traffic.
*Fish out of swagger is anyone on the sidewalk*
Yo instead of doing the tide pod challenge, you wanna play Marco Yolo
Marco Siwa is a made up version of jo jo siwa’s brother- wait does she even have a brother?
Marco Siwa is an asshole
The best boyfriend I've had. Has brown beautiful eyes, amazing hair, i love his body, i love the way he is, i love him in general. I am grateful to have him overall. I love when he tries to make me happy when I'm sad because it shows he cares, I love it when he holds me tight in his arms, i love it when he gives me kisses and tells me he loves me, overall i love everything he does (almost everything) one thing i don't like though is when he says negative things about himself because he doesn't see the way i see him. If you find a guy like mine keep him and work things out with him because it is worth it and I am lucky to have him♡
An italian name typically used to indicate people that are failures in life.
they tend to game a lot, especially shitty games on pc or nintendo.
-"my man spent all day playing Pokemon sword"
-"he's such a Marco Cotrupi..."