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You have her on her knees, and torso leaning backwards. You stand above her from behind, and perform a Reverse Bat Wing over her face, effectively covering her nose and mouth, creating an airtight seal as you fart, yelling "Gas, Gas, Gas". Maintaining the seal, as you are about to cum, you yell, "Gas Clear", then remove the seal. While still straddling her head, slide back heavily with your anus, leaving the ultimate Shit Hawk on her forehead while simultaneously cumming on her chin/breasts/knees.
For extra points, best performed after a large burrito dinner.
"Sweetie, I'll admit it, I got drunk in Vegas, and I tried to drop a Belgian Gas Mask, which turned into a Spinal Tap, but which actually brings me to the fact that i have a Steam Cleaner receipt on my Visa.
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When you shit on your partner's chest during sexual exploits, then use the shit to create a refreshing mudmask on your partner's face. Bonus points for cucumber slices on the eyes.
Diana was surprised when Andy requested that he start his morning with an Ethiopian mud mask. She obliged and proceeded to shit on Andy's chest and rub the steaming pile into his T-zone. Luckily she still had two slices of cucumber from dinner for his puffy eyes.
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while someone is sleeping... lay a testical in each one of there eyes and proceed to fart in there mouth then run like hell because they'll probably be pissed.
tommy got a persian gas mask last nite
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When you put your or their balls in their eyes and fart in your or their mouth
Hey Bob wanna give me a Australian Death Mask?
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When an old woman with no teeth performs oral sex
Man Mildred gave me the best leather face mask last night
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A Dutch Gas-Mask is when a male, who needs to fart, places his cupped hand on his ass, farts into his hand and clenches his fist, catching the stink inside.
He then finds one of his guy friends and then quickly opens his fist right against there nose, releasing a whole lot of toxic fumes right into the unlucky guys nostrils.
*Guy 1 thinks to himself I need to fart, while Guy 2, is looking away, so he decides to do a Dutch Gas-Mask, and farts in to his hand, and clenches.*
Guy 1: Hey, Dude, smell that?
Guy 2: *Turns* What?
Guy 1: This!*Unclenches fist under Guy 2's nostrils, and he begins a coughing fit while Guy 1 Laughs*
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The extreme of beer goggles.
He was putting the moves on a chick with a mullet and beer gut. He must have been wearing the beer welding mask.
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