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Golden Ronald MC Donald is a god around men so if you see him bow.
Hi Ronald "bows"
'goolden ronald mc donald is satan in a can'
When you go to McDonald's and ask for a McGangbang and it pisses off the cashier so he shits on your burgers and makes you put them together yourself.
Customer: "Can I have 1 McGangbang please?"
Cashier: "WTF thats not on the menu!"
Customer: "Fine I'll make it myself!"
Cashier: *Makes burgers and shits in them aka Mc Shithead*
Cashier: "Here you go asshole!"
Customer: *Takes a bite of shit*
Customer: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
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He is the most handsome womanizer of the 21st century. Upon first glance, something as small as a wink of the eye has made women fall on the floor orgasm-ing for hours(legend has it even days). His gorgeous face always rocks a George Clooney-esque
5 o'clock shadow, which further drives women wild. His abdominal muscles are said to be harder than diamond and even has bullet resistance similar to kevlar. He once pleasured 6 women at once although he only used 5 fingers. If one is to have any hope of getting laid, they must keep studly away from the premises at all times because he is literally irresistible to women. No woman has ever been documented to have rejected Studly. His penis and face were handcrafted by the lord God himself.
(man speaking example)
I was spitting mad game and thought i was getting some dome tonight... then Studly Mc Stud Stud walked in and cock blocked me. He wound up having a 3 some.
(woman speaking example)
My husband got real fat so whenever we have sex i imagine Studly Mc Stud Stud in my head. I can't last longer than 3 mintues, Studly Mc Stud Stud saved my sex life!
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The stick with a nail on the end of,in which is used to grip poo...and fling poo at a buddie or a neighboring house. Also any inanimate object, animal, or vehicle.
{also used by chain gangs to pick up trash}
WOW!!!! Keegan just used his ultimate poopy mc fun stick to hurlte that poo over 55ft to hit the borough of smithon building! SCORE!
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when a man reaching middle-age seeks to convince his family that a girl nearer his kids age is his ideal bride. regardless of the inevitable protests offered up by his family and friends, he then defies them all - only to regret it later.
"dude, you're doin' a paul mc cartney dude"
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Verb: The act of giving a hooker and or prostitute chicken mc nuggets from Mc Donalds in exchange for a handy job.
Hooker: hey there sexy
you: hello
Hooker: what can i do for ya?
you: how about a Mc Nug n' Tug
Hooker: DEAL!
Hi id like a Mc Nug n' Tug!
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The highest level of whiteness that can be achieved, the whitiest type of white
Honkey+Cracker+Whitey= whitety mc white white
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