Random
Source Code
Random
A hair line that is in the shape of an M.
Charlie you have a McDonalds hair line
Either your name is sam or you actually use mcdonalds wifi.
6tehfipj: Sam, my dear friend, why are you a That mcdonalds WIFI user.
A sex act where a man covers a woman’s vagina in honey mustard from McDonald’s then inserts a single McDonald’s French fry into his urethra then proceeds to have violent sex with her and during the whole experience he calls her his “little hamburger clown”
Guy1: hey bro what did you do last night?
Guy2: oh nothing, I just gave my girl the Ronald McDonald’s Revenge.
2👍 2👎
The term means someone who is incredibly lame, that plays a scrub sport, and only one sport
Wow your a mcdonalds special sauce.
2👍 1👎
Physics that would be bullshit anywhere else then Planet X, where McDonald land is located.
Ronald McDonald Physics is where you can fall onto a spaceship from an astroid in space after you say that there is no gravity in space.
Or
It could possibley be when you have one worker at a stand running a monoply of burgers when they grow on burger bushes.
2👍 1👎
The soggy unsalted noodles sold by McDonald’s
Betty: “ wanna go get McDonald’s French fries?”
Joe: “ you mean those unsalted noodles?, no.”
Betty: “oh”
2👍 1👎
That one asshole that you meet in the drive thru when you order 15 Big Macs and all that he gives you is 2 napkins and 5 ketchup packets and the douchbag says have a nice day so you flick him off.
McDouch: Hello sir I mean mam here is your order.
Customer: uh thanks sir.
McDouch: Your welcome mam.
(In Private)
Customer: What the fuck man he gave me 2 napkins and 5 ketchup packets. I'm going to go order again inside. What a douchy McDonalds Drive-Thru
(Customer goes inside)
Customer: Hey I'll take 15 Big Macs to go.
McDouch: Here you go sir I mean mam. That will be 20 bucks.
Customer: Ugh ok here.
McDouch: Thanks mam.
17👍 28👎