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When the kind of middle aged soccer moms one would find shopping at whole foods sits in front of a guided track on YouTube or iTunes in a futile effort to connect their souls with the earth or something. They will often go berserk and hysterical if their husbands refuse to buy into the conspiracy.
Little kid: Can we go to the park?
Dad: No, your mom still has 7 hours of mindfulness meditation left.
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Mind Fuck: Taking 6 hits of acid, and reverting to the same thought over and over again.
Trying to keep a tally of every time you think of time. Soon, time will change to IT, and that will be the only thing you will be able to think about for the next 10 hours. Trust me on this, just accept it, and move on. Don't get mind fucked...
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A song by Chris Crocker!
omg have you heard that new song mind in the gutter?!?!
what the one by chris crocker?
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To take a long time processing something, or you're "stuck" in one generation, or to just be dull and stupid in general.
1) You take a long time to find a proper response or reaction towards certain events, you can't spontaneously reply or response to things that occur. You need to spend a lot of thought on your intentions and objectives before you put them into action.
2) You are quite dim-witted, and considerably stupid. Again, it takes you a long time to process actions, and you think before you speak. You show a sense of carelessness, and are most likely rather clumsy.
3) You aren't quite intact with the modern times, as if you are stuck in a certain generation. Many old-timers are presumably perceived to be stuck in their times, and stick with what they've done over the decades. Being slow-minded may mean that you don't respond too well to change, or just don't want to change.
"Julia is a slow-minded imbecile that just wants everything her way, and she doesn't even know what she wants to do when she gets it."
"Granny Gertie is very slow-minded, and still thinks that all black people are evil and should be killed by the KKK. Hell, she wants to bring the KKK back!"
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When you've not posted anything on your blog in a while, but you've been thinking about many topics to write about.
person1: Hey, where have you been? What you been up to? I've been watching your blog, but you're not even writing.
person2: Yeah - I've been mind blogging, but I just haven't had a chance to post anything lately.
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The crushing or screwing around with other people's minds. Often due to a flare of emotion of one party in a conversation.
Damn, I was talking to Shauney and she was dealing some dope ass mind crush on some fool.
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a substitute for the phrase, "might as well."
I mind as well go to bed, seeing that I have to be up early in the morning.
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