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Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion

I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”

by Row sham-bow January 21, 2023


Mississippi Blitz

The amount of seconds you have to kiss your cousin in flag or touch football before you can rush the Quarterback

I hate having a 5 Mississippi Blitz, Cletus gets too handsy with me.

by Snooopminnis November 16, 2019


mississippi shoe shine

When a man is using a urinal and pees on the shoes of the man next to him.

Hey, Greg! I totally gave that dude a Mississippi shoe shine in the bathroom!

by tiggytigwam January 21, 2018


Mississippi But-Fuck

When a female wears an oversized camel hoodie and proceeds to put it over her eyes as a man puts soy sauce and peanut butter on her ass and inserts his shaft into the dirt road.

Wow hunny, that was an amazing Mississippi But-Fuck last night!

by Motorboater300 December 24, 2024


mississippi meatloaf

a recipe for meat-loaf made in mississippi.

my mom made us a Mississippi meatloaf for diner the other day it was great.

by MatureAcorn April 15, 2017


upper mississippi academy

A public charter school in st paul MN, very hands on learning

enroll now at Upper Mississippi academy now ! umissacademy.org

by hugmepls February 13, 2018


Mississippi Thunder

When you shove a giant metal pole up the anal cavity of a woman and wait for lighting to strike it.

Heather died yesterday from the Mississippi thunder.

by Boopis the third January 21, 2021