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Butt Monkey

Someone who has an invisible, permanent "Kick Me" sign taped to their back.
They're the butt of almost any demeaning joke, they commonly have horrible luck, and a large amount of horrible things happen to them. Their existence is just to solely have horrible things happen to them. If anything positive happens to them, the person usually gets screwed over in the end.

Charlie Brown from Peanuts is probably the best example for a "Butt Monkey".
Bill Dauterive from King Of The Hill.

by Sadow July 24, 2013


monkey shines

Mischeivous doings.

I've heard about your monkey shines.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004


spanking the monkey

masturbating

"I wanna spank the monkey"

by C-dawgg January 19, 2003


monkey

A twat

That girl needs to wash her monkey!

by smitty December 21, 2002


monkey mode

A violent aggressive outburst, usually sustained for five to ten minutes.

Oh no, Ceri has gone into monkey mode. We gotta hide before he kills us all!

by Kate January 19, 2004


Garage Monkey

A man who sits in his garage and drinks beer and smokes cigarettes all day and night while watching some form of sporting event or the weather channel.

Neighbor A: Hey, what do you think Bryan is doin'?

Neighbor B: Oh, that garage monkey is probably passed out with a cigarette in his hand!

Neighbor A: Yea, we better not go over there, he might shoot us with his 100 year old rifle!!

Neighbor B: I'd bet he'd shoot his own foot though!

by R to the Y to the A to the N April 26, 2010


powerpoint monkey

Noun: a newly hired employee that is expected to spend most or all of their time creating and modifying Microsoft PowerPoint Presentations for executives.

syn: Chief Formulator of Presentation Materials and Strategy

I didn’t know this new job would require me being a PowerPoint Monkey for one of the firm’s partners.

by jwargel April 30, 2006