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When someone is punked(tricked), they have been monkey trapped. Originally from a volleyball play where the attacker baits the opponent to touch the net and end in a point for the other team.
Whoa, Will just tricked me again, he monkey traps me all the time.
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Someone who has an invisible, permanent "Kick Me" sign taped to their back.
They're the butt of almost any demeaning joke, they commonly have horrible luck, and a large amount of horrible things happen to them. Their existence is just to solely have horrible things happen to them. If anything positive happens to them, the person usually gets screwed over in the end.
Charlie Brown from Peanuts is probably the best example for a "Butt Monkey".
Bill Dauterive from King Of The Hill.
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Mischeivous doings.
I've heard about your monkey shines.
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A violent aggressive outburst, usually sustained for five to ten minutes.
Oh no, Ceri has gone into monkey mode. We gotta hide before he kills us all!
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A man who sits in his garage and drinks beer and smokes cigarettes all day and night while watching some form of sporting event or the weather channel.
Neighbor A: Hey, what do you think Bryan is doin'?
Neighbor B: Oh, that garage monkey is probably passed out with a cigarette in his hand!
Neighbor A: Yea, we better not go over there, he might shoot us with his 100 year old rifle!!
Neighbor B: I'd bet he'd shoot his own foot though!
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Noun: a newly hired employee that is expected to spend most or all of their time creating and modifying Microsoft PowerPoint Presentations for executives.
syn: Chief Formulator of Presentation Materials and Strategy
I didn’t know this new job would require me being a PowerPoint Monkey for one of the firm’s partners.
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