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Hawtness Monster

A person that is unbelievably hot.

Brigette and Rebecca are so hot! They're hawtness monsters!

by xoExquisite September 18, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


geek monster

1. person who sells or uses crack cocain

2. individual who performs sexual acts in order to rais money for more crack

3. crack whore!

Man you gonna catch somthing or go to jail havin sex with all those geek monsters.

by cody singleton March 26, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kandi monster

Similar to kandi kids. These are girls at raves who wear next to nothing, besides: A bra, a miniskirt (or occasionally just underwear), and tons of kandi. It does not matter if it's December and fifteen below zero, they will consistently be there. Can be spotted running around everywhere, obviously rolling like crazy and asking people for kandi. Sort of a derogatory term in the rave community as it is seen as more of an attention getting device rather than an actual love for the scene.

Kandi monster: HAAAAAYYY!!! CAN I GET SOME KANDI!!!

Raver:...sure... (gives Kandi)

Kandi monster: KAY THANKS!! I LOVE YOU!!! (hugs and runs off.)

by Loo-kus March 22, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Moshi Monsters

A somewhat addictive computer game where you have to take care of a monster. You can pick between a KATSUMA, DIAVLO, ZOMMER, FURI, POPPET or LUVLI to take care of. There are little pets called moshlings that come in sets of four (Spookies, Fishies, etc). They eat weird food such as SLUDGE FUDGE and CUP O GRUEL. There is also shops, games, a forum and a newspaper. Pronounced MO-SHEE-MON-STURS.

I know this kid who's level 30 on Moshi Monsters!
Wow! I've been playing for ages and i'm only level 7!

by glaires April 4, 2010

84๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honey Monster

A large,lumbering horrific creature. At first glance it is easy to be decieved into thinking that this creature is in fact an ocean dwelling animal. However thorough forensic examinations have proven that this blob of lard, is in all actuall fact a land mammal. Terrifying as this creature may seem it is in actuall fact quiet and hermitt like. The Honey moster is without a doubt the grumpiest and most stubborn creature known to man. Once it has found a place to rest it will stay there for hours refusing to move, even if instructed to leave by a figure of authority.

location-swimming baths

Tor:I didn't know they had the giant floats out today, lin they normally only bring them out on a monday.

Linda:That aint no float,Tor, it's that fucking honey monster again.

Tor:Shut up you willy, everyone knows that the honey monster can't exercise because of it's "bad knee".

Linda:I'll bet you a steak bake that it's the honey monster. Look inbetween the ripples of fat and youl see her bullet proof glasses.

Tor:ewwww your right.Sha'mo lets go quick, before she smells the chicken sandwich you just ate.

by Jiggalies April 17, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


gookie monster

A person of eastern asian origins.

as i was driving through campus i hit a gookie monster on a bike.

by pohi44 June 5, 2006

54๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


telly monster

Telly Monster was a character on Sesame Street, who was obsessed with television. Not only was he obsessed with the "telly", but he was a notorious worry-wart. Personality-wise, Telly is a fidgeting, nervous wreck, prone easily to manic behavior and paranoia.

Oh look here comes Telly Monster, we can never watch TV with him around.

by Chantell September 6, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž