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purple headed mushroom

another name for the penis, popularized in the movie "Varsity Blues"

"johnny's mom caught him strokin the purple headed mushroom with a playboy magazine yesterday"

by ScottScottKPT November 7, 2007

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trinidad mushroom patch

A penis from a male from Trinidad. That look like this because makes from Trinidad does not have any shaft. Just a penis head and ball sack

Hello sir, how's your Trinidad mushroom patch doing?

by Tf dawg July 8, 2017

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thumb on mushroom shit

Pooping while your thumb is on the head of your penis

Thumb on Mushroom Shit: It's better when circumcised!

by HeadLampBoys January 5, 2010

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Avis Mushrooms

A new spieces of mushrooms discovered in a grade 8 science class by a genius by the name of sadie. she even informed her teacher about it!

1) WOAH! CHECK OUT THOSE AVIS MUSHROOMS! THEY LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT!!!
2) person 1: did u kno there is a new spieces of mushrooms?
person 2: really? wats it called?
person 1: avis mushrooms!
person 2: is this a joke?
person 1: NO WAY BIHOTCH

by SADE June 13, 2003

1๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mushroom mid-section

AKA muffin top when a girl has very fat stomach sides usuallly with the fat hanging off each side,resembling the top cap of a mushroom..or muffin

guy 1: ew look her mushroom mid-section

guy 2: thats gross man. i'd never tap that like i tapped your mom

by Eyebawlz October 4, 2011

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Cream of Mushroom Tattoo

The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.

Man getting oral sex from Woman.

Man: hey, i'm about to cum!

*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*

Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!

by kitten_2011 April 27, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker

Phrase first used by Samuel L. Jackson in the greatest movie of all time, "Pulp Fiction".

Translates to "uber-badass from hell".

"Well, I'm one mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"

by Davezor January 22, 2004

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