another name for the penis, popularized in the movie "Varsity Blues"
"johnny's mom caught him strokin the purple headed mushroom with a playboy magazine yesterday"
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A penis from a male from Trinidad. That look like this because makes from Trinidad does not have any shaft. Just a penis head and ball sack
Hello sir, how's your Trinidad mushroom patch doing?
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Pooping while your thumb is on the head of your penis
Thumb on Mushroom Shit: It's better when circumcised!
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A new spieces of mushrooms discovered in a grade 8 science class by a genius by the name of sadie. she even informed her teacher about it!
1) WOAH! CHECK OUT THOSE AVIS MUSHROOMS! THEY LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT!!!
2) person 1: did u kno there is a new spieces of mushrooms?
person 2: really? wats it called?
person 1: avis mushrooms!
person 2: is this a joke?
person 1: NO WAY BIHOTCH
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AKA muffin top when a girl has very fat stomach sides usuallly with the fat hanging off each side,resembling the top cap of a mushroom..or muffin
guy 1: ew look her mushroom mid-section
guy 2: thats gross man. i'd never tap that like i tapped your mom
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The act of ejaculating while giving someone a Mushroom Tattoo, hence the Cream of Mushroom Tattoo. Also known as cream of mushroom stamp.
Man getting oral sex from Woman.
Man: hey, i'm about to cum!
*grabs Woman's head and works it faster, dick comes out of mouth. Man cums as dick comes down on Woman's forehead*
Woman: ouch! gross!! you just gave me a Cream of Mushroom Tattoo!!
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Phrase first used by Samuel L. Jackson in the greatest movie of all time, "Pulp Fiction".
Translates to "uber-badass from hell".
"Well, I'm one mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"
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