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If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid.
Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day.
1st guy: did you do the naked man rule?
2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM
3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky
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going fully nude - British Term
"its soo hot am gonna go star bollock naked"
Term used instead of sex, naked worm shake.
Wanna do the ‘naked worm shake?’
Dropping your drawers & scooting your bootie across a road, grass, cement or anything close by to pay your debt off
"You lost the bet in darts, so you owe me 10 naked bootie scoots, Dave."
"Drop your pants and give me 5 naked bootie scoots or I'll screw you up"
a rat that lives in an unclothed table
Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.
When you get drunk and sad and then get naked and lie down on the sofa and cry uncontrollably about your boyfriend catching a flight the next day.
Oh man... She really pulled a naked drunk beti last night, while I wanted to bang her.
A reverse naked bloke is like a reverse naked choke in martial arts, however the victim is folded up like a pretzel as the aggressor tries to put his cock inside the victims arsehole.
“Fuck me I’m sore from BJJ last night, Steve had me in a reverse naked bloke last and now I’m farting yoghurt”