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A female friend of some poor, insecure bustard, who loves her and gets close to her. He doesn't know that he is the guy of her dreams, as well. She endures their platonic relationship (he is always there to help her, like a demented puppy-dog). She hopes that they relationship may progress to something more. Sometimes he loses his control and blurts out to her that he loves her, but he is too chicken to go any further. She is fed up and unhappy, but she loves him enough not to show it. Therefore, out of disappointment and not to ruin the relationship, she tells him that she wants to be just friends. She still hopes for his decisive move though, but finally loses her virginity with someone else.
She used to be such a nice girl, but because of this pathetic bastard, look what became of her!
Behind every pathetic man there is a frustrated nice girl.
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Trailer park term for the degree at which something has value.
I'm a gunna buy me a right nice double wide trailer.
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Nice to go is used basically in the say way "way to go" is used, but just a lot cooler. It is a combination of "nice job" and "way to go". This phrase originated in Miami, Florida, and is the coolest phrase ever invented.
person 1: can you help me? i fell in a well.
person 2: nice to go.
(after someone trips, falls, runs into something, fails a test, or says something completely retarded)
person: NICE TO GO!!
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A guy whose girlfriend slept with eight different guys during their relationship still cannot treat her like a whore or sleep with any other girls just for his sexual need because he can feel guilty when treating woman like shit.
W: Then he tried to engage an non-serious relationship with his ex but he cant do it. After all that girl did to him he still cant use her just for his need.
M: You mean he still has feeling toward her?
W: No. I mean he is a nice guy.
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-I don't give a shit and I wish you'd shut the fuck up!(Pronounced with a drawl -n-AH-ss)
Michael: So I lost a bet and had to wear a pink tutu to the golf event ...
Kristin <feigning interest>: How nice. How VERY very nice.
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Something done in a fashion that is spectacular, above and beyond, or way cool
Joe Shmo: Hey dad I got an A on my spelling test
Mr. Shmo: Hey son, nice tits
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When you cum all over you're dick and then rub it on a chick making her all nice and moist.
Oh Henry , I hope you're getting ready to make me nice and moist!