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Why do people in Old Lyme watch TV with the radio on?
Cause we like to party
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n.
1. The act of flatulating under the covers while in bed and spitting in the air so your significant other has to cover his or her face. Thus forcing them to bask in the ambiance. A variation of the dutch oven, just more sinister.
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The victim of the Old Faithful is forced to choose between the lesser of the two evils: saliva or methane. It's win/win and %100 percent effective. Hence Old Faithful.
Last night my wife was complaining about me never talking to her after we have sex. So, I took a deep breath, let one slide, and gave her an Old Faithful. Needless to say we're separated now, but she had it coming.
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A retail clothing store owned by Gap Inc. famous more for it's musical, trendy commercials then it's merchandise.
"Let's go to Old Navy and buy a tunic or some burmuda shorts!" or "Hey! It's that funny Old Navy commercial!"
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ones front-mounted, downstairs tummy banana.
"how's your old chap been since the cat got at it?"
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An irish hip way of saying mum/mother.
"ah alri my old lady's calling me"
"My old lady said no"
"my old lady is such a bitch"
"thats my old lady"
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Just a bunch of rich pricks who steal all of the glory that only one man deserves. The one man that actually earned the money way back when. And little do these families know that when that one hard working person in their generation earned money, they were called new money. These people always seem to get their way no matter what. They think they're the shit even though they have never had to work a day in their lives and never will have to.
As I passed by the mansion on Long Island east egg, I was so impressed by the wealth of some of these people until I realized their just a bunch of spoiled old money brats.
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