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During a womans period, she thinks she is just going to queef but finds that, during the process, blood has been expelled from the vagina and wet drippy feces from the anus.
"Oh god karen, I knew I shoulda held that queef in. Now I just soiled myself with a blood shweef."
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Someone who coughs up blood due to smoking too much, or smoking using a bad smoking apparatus. Generally, the bleeding is caused by a popped lung or some sort of airway drying.
Other people who are blood coughers are heavy alcoholics and cannibals.
"Hey dude, see the game last night?"
*Dude coughs up blood.*
"Awe fuck you blood cougher, go to the hospital."
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The blood that results on your boxers after fucking your girlfriend while she's on her period.
"What the fuck is that red shit on your boxers?"
"Oh, that's just some love blood, man."
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When a female queefs while on her period.
Yo, I was banging this crusty cunt chick named Linda on the rag so hard the bitch started blowin' blood bubbles .
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During a womans period. A fart and queef combined where each is followed by drips of blood
"look at the stains on the front and back of her jeans, she definatly blood quarfed!!"
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Someone who is half descended from one race.
Dave's mother is Russian, and his father is Canadian, so he is a half blood.
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The combination of food: Tomato Soup(blood) Grilled Cheese(rubber)
I ate blood and rubber today for lunch, and it was delicious.
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