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Making sure your tax documents look sound and legal.
"Robert I am getting audited next week and I am going to have you fill out a w-2 for working here." said Uncle Sam.
"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.
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A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.
You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.
A recorded program that starred the souls of Isabella Leavitt and Alec Lopez, and his brother Austin. Recorded on a home video camera, the tape has since been lost. The show has Alec and Izzy starring in several different immature skits, including imitating Barbie and Ken, and spoofs of commercials. The 2 have recently agreed to shoot another version of the show, set to premiere on a video hosting website such as youtube, sometime in the Fall.
Person 1: I can't wait for the new version of the Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show to hit Youtube.
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: Alec and Izzy are the bestest!
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As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"
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When something sucks.
Or
When something is hard and you don't want to do it, but it is still cool.
That math problem was ass ass dookie dot.
Climbing that mountain was ass ass dookie dot.
Resolute no-no in accordance with restricted sites
Outa site - outa mind? Absolutely dot.