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National tell your crush you like them day through text
Girl: ask her out in person tomorrow
Boy: no I'm doing it right now
Girl: why? It would be so much better in person!
Boy: it's Dec 7!
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A day where a cool person is born and a day where they must be worshipped like shrek and given all sorts of anime shit. If you have a friend born on this day and this day only you must worship them like shrek! If you are born on this day show this to your friends to force them to do your bidding.
Someone : Hey it’s my birthday today
Friend: isn’t it April 7....
Someone: yep!
Friends: ALL HAIL (someone) WE DO YOUR BIDDING
someone: I’ve bee waiting forever
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year 7 petty people who try to start beef all the time over nothing and wont leave you alone then finally say sorry
an example of a year 7 is zara
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Kick balls day, it's the day when u can just kick random peoples balls
Boy1:*kicks balls*
Boy2: why did u kick my balls?
Boy1: it's 7 December
Boy2: oh yea *kicks boy1's balls*
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A seven that happens to be green, the funniest number to ever exist.
He just wouldn't stop laughing at the green 7, it was kinda scary honestly.
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National fuck your girlfriend day. No matter the circumstances. Even if she’s on her period or vomiting. Also the 7th day of Destroy dick december
Sam: aye bro it’s december 7
Tim: what?
Sam: national fuck your girlfriend day
Tim: she’s on her period tho
Sam: why have a sword when you don’t get it bloody?
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An overcomplicated variant of the famous 0-3-5 joke used by guitarists who are unsuccessfully trying to be original
Guitarist : yeah man, just finished to learn Eruption only using my pinky
Chad : Yes, but can you play 7-7-10-7-5-3-2 ?
Guitarist : wat
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