norwegian bros

When a group of up to three male spring breakers come together on a cruise ship to form a "brotherhood" with the intentions of hanging out at all times, sleeping in the same room, and working together to secure all possible sexual opportunities with female spring breakers aboard said cruise ship. Chants of "1 2 3 WINGMEN!" are often ritualistic proceedings before entering the dancefloor.

They barely knew each other before that spring break cruise, but they became norwegian bros by the third day.

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Soft Bro

kind of what you'd expect a bro to be in appearance with his white boy saggy clothes and flat rimmed cap but he says things like "dude, taylor swift is so attractive. i bet she is a good cuddler". typical presentation of masculinity but is soft at heart

I was surprised to hear that Ethan's favorite artist is Taylor Swift, he is such a soft bro.

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finance bro

One who drives a bmw with white interior leather, balks at dehumanizing hookers and overal douchey appearance to impress everyone around him with the finance firm he works for

Hes a straight finance bro, only cares about money and hoes

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bro train

The male equivalent of a ho train. 3 or more bros chillin together, working the beer pong table, and playing Mario Kart.

There is generally a conductor who can be identified by such aggressive phrases as "Where's your beer bro?" and "Come on bro, one more round!" The opposite of this is the caboose, who tags along at the end of train, asking where the train is going and getting paper towels for the pong table.

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Oh you know, the bro train is rolling over and we're going to power hour or maybe play bet your liver"

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sure bro

1) an affirmation of a statement.

2) to express sarcasm for a statement or question.

1) Kyle: You wanna come party tonight?
Russ: Sure bro.

2) Ginger: I survived ebola. twice.
Alex: Sure bro.

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Step-Bro

Step-bro is a spreading disease / mental illnesses that is commonly found on the child app "Pornhub" and steps sisters and steps moms are usually the victims of this deadly disease.

"Step-bro I'm stuck!"

"And that's how I met your mom"

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Bro Namath

In comedic reference to NFL Hall of Famer Joe Namath, Bro Namath is a term expressing endearment in amazement for another male, typically a close friend.

Matt: "Hey man, this is a clutch party."
John: "Thanks for coming out tonight, Bro Namath."

Kyle: "Hey dude, I cleaned out the garage for you."
Brendan: "...really? Wow, thanks so much. Man...seriously, thanks Bro Namath."

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