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Making sure your tax documents look sound and legal.
"Robert I am getting audited next week and I am going to have you fill out a w-2 for working here." said Uncle Sam.
"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.
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A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.
You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.
A recorded program that starred the souls of Isabella Leavitt and Alec Lopez, and his brother Austin. Recorded on a home video camera, the tape has since been lost. The show has Alec and Izzy starring in several different immature skits, including imitating Barbie and Ken, and spoofs of commercials. The 2 have recently agreed to shoot another version of the show, set to premiere on a video hosting website such as youtube, sometime in the Fall.
Person 1: I can't wait for the new version of the Izzy-Dizzy Lovey-Dovey Polka Dot Show to hit Youtube.
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: Alec and Izzy are the bestest!
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As seen on Bob's Burgers: A specialized burger that comes with zucchini
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Zucchini Burger, it comes with zucchini!"
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the little cinnamon looking dots that are on the toilet when someone gets up.
normally from someone who doesn’t scrub their azz well.
“ did you see those ‘ass dots’ on the toilet after tels used the bathroom?”
eww no i didn’t know she left ‘ass dots’ on the toilet.
Dick dots are those annoying and completely unnecessary little dots that assholes put at the end of everything they say.
"Hey, Have you ever seen Clash of The Titans?"
"No............."
"Man, What's with the dick dots?"
When u say something DUMB then someone would call u a dippity dot
Y why u do that if the answer is one?
Bc that's what your supposed to do u dippity dot🤨