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Headbutting his jocks

When a massive big Grogan is knocking on the back door, It's headbutting your jocks.

Bill ran in urgency to the rest room after 24 chicken nuggets and 3 red bulls for breakfast. He was on a tight line if he could make it or not after his tummy got full of all that junk.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.

by Rusty Trombosis March 13, 2024


Jock-mattress

A girl that constantly sleeps with a guy(or guys) that are jocks

She’s still sleeping with him, what a jock-mattress

Shut up, jock-mattress

by Mrsknoxoverstreet November 1, 2020


Burger jock

A loud obnoxious, rude and self righteous American.

Whilst travelling our tour was completely overrun by burger jocks.

by Jay654321 December 3, 2014


Jock Dolly

A new twist on the classic jock who has a bit of metro-sexual in him although they have the classic love of sport and are idolized in their schools they no longer are associated with being dumb or unhygienic. The term can also be used for top athletes.

Did you cristiano ronaldo he turned out to be such a Jock Dolly

David Beckham is the biggest Jock Dolly athletic and stylish

by lolXDsleep May 1, 2012


jock salt

Dandruff on your ball sack and grundle area.

Damn these potatos taste like they were made with jock salt

by Youngsandwitch April 5, 2017


Caged Jock

Caged Jock is The most skilled player in the game of red hanky handball.

Bro 1: Hey did you see caged jock in his newest vid?

Bro 2: fuck yeah! Elbow depth!

by XY2XY November 23, 2021


Jocke

The type of Father who got 7 kids and work nightime for a taxi-company and building-company.

Loves a really cheap Rasberry-cream.

Always helps his kids with sports.
Pushes his kids to practice in the backyard.
His kids knees are often broke.

"What type of Father do you gonna be?"
"Hopefully, a Jocke"

by bbkya April 17, 2018