Random
Source Code
Random
When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.
Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.
30👍 12👎
the retard who posts definitions on urban dictionary such as:
see wordwordword
is a dumbfucker who must have been raised feeding on paint chips containing lead his whole life
see wordget a clue you retarded assfuckerword
56👍 28👎
A can of paint pressured by aresol. To assure even ratio between Areosol and Paint, spray paint cans have a small marble sized plastic or ceramic bearing. Each spray can's aresol and paint consistacy varies between makes. For example MonTana has a european feel with thicker paint,wheras Krylon is runny and can be administered quicker.
11👍 3👎
When a girl has her period, the guy bites the tip of the tampon (while still inside the girl), then pulls it out, and slaps it under each of his eyes, thus leaving a red mark under each eye. The guy then proceeds to make Indian war cries.
Until recently, Justin had only earned his Red Wings.. But now he's a War Paint veteran!
3👍 20👎
Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.
Can also be used with any state or town!
Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!
19👍 7👎
A bitch ass po' foo who got so few dollas in the bank that he must often resort to actions such as:
1. eatin' some nasty ass bag fries out of the garbage
2. sleeping on a bench and using his own shoe as a pillow
3. reusing scotch tape and Q-tips
4. stealing money for bread and milk to feed himself and his family.
synonyms include the following:
1. "poor"
"That bitch ass bag lady is scrapin' the paint can."
17👍 6👎
Formed in the small suburbs of chicago, this quartet spits out sounds of blood brothers, to the ambient lines of detachment kit, and a pinch of fear before the march of flames for some good times...
They are in the midths of writting and recording there debut EP/LP titled, Nothing Sounds as Good as This Tastes. Keep your eyes peeled around the end of January.
they stole picassos painting are fucking awesome?!