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He’s not the brightest of the bunch. He is always getting stuck and will need help but he is a loyal friend and a kind person
Parker what the hell are you doing
a fucking retard that has no fucking friends and sucks dick for living
Girl1: Who's that
Girl2:that's parker he fucking retarded and gay
Parker is a guy that will always fall in love with girls that goes by Phoebe, and Reagan. He is so hot that he doesn't hire bodyguards, they pay him to be the bodyguard. He also has a massive cock, when Goku saw it, he said ¨ IT'S OVER 9000!¨.
Parker's 900928th Bodyguard: Parker is so cool, I wish I could be his bodyguard.
*Goku still surprised at how massive it was.*
A name meaning "keeper of land." Most likely the only one in your friend group with a crush on Legolas from Lord of the Rings that can actually justify himself, everyone else just says "haha hot elf". Not a person to be taken lightly, he WILL break your kneecaps if you mess with him.
I can't watch movies with Parker anymore, all he wants to talk about is the hot men.
a kid with a big black cock and likes big bunda
parker is my bestfriend
Super sexy man beast loves girls
Called Phoenix
No matter what happens a parker will always fall for
A PHEONIX!!!!!!
Parker and pheonix are such a great couple
Long neck long shlong long butt hole long ear skinny eye. slap better barklery shjlongy wongly
parker is thiccer than my mother and does way better in bed than her.