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Someone who can swim in -30°C waters for an indefinite amount of time without dying to hypothermia.
"How long has that guy been swimming in that lake over there?"
"About 2 weeks, I heard that he's a Finnish Person."
a middle aged rough looking woman, its the mums that didnt quite make it to the 'milf tag' and have too much mumsy bussiness to be taking care of to consider their appearance. They typically wear stained, faded and un sliming jogging trousers, with wellie shoes or gardening slippers, and or course the fleece which comes in large varieties such as greydull, dullgrey, faded black or animal print. The hair was dyed 3 months previous to when sighted in the highstreet and therefore the woman has a good inch and a halfs worth of grey root. facially unfortunate, wrinkled and teeth resembling the 80 cups of tea consumed that day.
genrally nice people
they smell like a masked sweet and talcompowder to hide the greasyness of the unwashed hair.
guy one; man i wish i had a mum like yours! shes a right MILF
guy two; yeah same yours is such a fleece personality!
When you go out with someone and they seem normal but by the next date they change their personality into someone completely different. Aka their true wack self.
Simon was completely personality catfishing me. One day I thought he was cute then next he turned pyscho.
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Has no reason to exist, but now does anyway. And yes NOW since I am the first person EVER to use him (I think).
Person 1: hi
person 2: sup
person 1: nothing much
person 3: whats up, motherfu-?
person 1 & 2: STFU YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!
person 4 & 5: *observing wtf is happening*
person 4: what are they on about?
person 5: AHHHH!!!! A GHOST!!!! A FUCKING HALLUCINATION!!!!
person 4: what? I exist, yk...
person 5: NO YOU DONT GET AWAY!!!!
person 6: *eating popcorn while everybody is arguing*
person 4: wait, who is eating that popcorn?
person 6: uh, most definitely nobody!!
person 4: i can see you, ya dumb fuck...
person 6: I AINT NO DUMB FUCK!!!!
person 7: fight fight fight fight!!!
person 8: where is everybody coming from?
person 5: more like where the hell did you come from...
person 9 & 10: OHHHHHHHHH
person 1: so ig we dont exist anymore.
person 2: yea, but weird, since we are the 2 most used...
person 3: imagine not existing and being practically neglected
person 11: bruh
person 12: person 3, that shit wasnt funny with yo on purpose irony having ass!!
person 3: who are you?
person 12: it dont matter who i a- wait, am i person 12? MAN, FUCK 12-
person 13: bro hates himself now 💀
person 14: aint no way you just said "skull emoji" out loud...
person 15: ok, this is taking too long. lets end this shit now...
person 1: fucking finally!!!!
THE END
A particularly energetic and aggressive masturbation, it may smash household objects and result in a snapped banjo string. Must only be done when other house mates are out.
"Why is Quentin's laptop smashed and there's a hole in his wall"
"He found a new website and said it was worth a personal punish"
A shallow person is a person incapable of experiencing deep thoughts, or understanding when a person is having deep thoughts.
Yesterday I told him that I was having trouble trusting people, and all he said was "cool." He is such a shallow person.