Are you on the phone?

A phrase that applies to stupid fucks. It's most common use is right after something stupid has been said.

"It's cold outside" Are you on the phone?

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Phone Bomb

When someone takes your phone and calls someone (usually someone with an awkward relationship to the owner of the phone) and throws/hands the phone back while it's ringing.

Dude Chaz phone bombed me last night and I got stuck talking to my ex girlfriend for two hours.

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Phone Booth

The nickname for a really slutty girl. She is called that because she is like a phone booth: anybody can get in her!

That girl Kaitlin is such a phone booth

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Phone-y

A person lacking personality and/or originality due to constant use of his/her smart phone.

Are you gonna invite Brittney to the party tonight?

Naw, man. She's a serious phone-y ever since she got the new iPhone 4.

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cell phone

Cellular communication; how an amoeba communicates. You know; amoebae, like really, really small people.

Hey, lookit the cell phone under this microscope!

Of course it is! Can't you see that the one amoeba's phoning another one?

Of course his phone is cellular. What other kind would an amoeba have?

(If you're saying this out loud, it would be good to duck now and then, in case someone was going to hit you.)

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cell phone

Small electronical device that causes major distress in rich girls lives. If lost it could cause her to show paranoid schizophrenic behavior. It will also cause her mom to scold mentally handicapped kids and call them "immature."

"Mom! They took my cell phone! I thought they were my friends!"

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boner phone

when a female holds and erected penis to her face as if to talk on the phone, making sure to lick the scrotum while doing so.

Lisa, how was your talk with my boner phone last night?

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