paper pillow

When a pillow is so flat that you might as well be sleeping on a sheet on notebook paper.

I hate hotels with paper pillows! They might as well give me a sheet of construction paper to rest my head on.

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Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.

Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!

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retard pillow

NOUN /ˈrēˌtärd ˈpilō/

A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.

"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."

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personal pillows

referring to a woman's breasts, usually those that are large in size that you want to lay your head against.

"Damn Jim, i want to fall asleep on those personal pillows!"

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pillow princess

a girl (most always very attractive) who is sexually frigid.

A pillow princess is the kind of girl who looks great but lays in the bed like dead wood when having sex.
a pillow princess is so inept at sexual acts it is almost impossiable to comprehend who one good look that good and be so lacking in sexual prowess.

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Pillow therapy

to cut a hole big enough to put your penis in so that you could fuck the shit out of it. (You can also do this Pillow therapy with your mattress.)

John had some pillow therapy last night.

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dirty pillows

Located on the head of Bill Clinton. He would fondle them happily infront of the UN.

Bill Clinton loves his pair of dirty pillows

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