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It's when a woman who has had children and a man who is not so well endowed, engage in sexual intercourse and they discover that because the diameter of her hole is too large for the circumference of his small penis their motions cause a sound similar to a fat man chewing a triple decker cheeseburger with the works. It's a sloppy sound and must be drowned out with music. Unfortunately, unless there is other stuff going on to arouse them, the sex is most unsatisfying.
Anita: So, did you sleep with him?
Chrissy: I most certainly did, *sigh*
Anita: What's wrong? Wasn't it good?
Chrissy: No the Hole to Pole Factor was unsatisfying.
Anita: Too bad.
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a guy is defocating in a normal fashion on a toilet and he is erect and then another male climbs aboard his erection and defocates on his penis and it casades onto his lap and into the toilet. make it more fun by stacking up more than two guys and make it a true muddy totem pole.
Bro 1: thanks for the muddy totem pole last night after dancing at The Manhole bar.
Bro 2: jeezuz your welcome! next time lets get some friends and make it a real party!
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Where the helmet of a male appendage has been removed.
Skank: hey can I ride your cut meat pole for $30 phone credit??
The act of tying someone or something to a tractor and shoving your dick in their ass
Wow! My boyfriend just tried the Lithuanian Tractor pole on me and I really liked it!!
Inserting a tube anally to relieve flatulence
I haven’t farted for a week so I scheduled a Dutch pole vault.
A red plastic tube used for Threatening co-workers. ALso, see Shortshword.
Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my Big Red Pole."
1 TAKING SOMEONE TO A BODY OF WATER UNDER THE ASSUMPTION OF FISHING.SINCE FISHING IS EXTREMELY BORING SUGGEST STIFF POLE FISHING INSTEAD. WHEN SHE ASKS WHAT THAT IS SHOW HER YOUR OWN STIFF POLE AND SEE IF SHE TAKES THE BAIT.
BOBBY TOOK MARTHA TO THE LAKE TO GO STIFF POLE FISHING. THEY DIDNT CATCH ANY FISH BUT BOOBY CAME BACK WITH A RASH ON HIS GENITALES