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Known by many names such as Bandit or just PS for short. A guy who is irresistible to the ladies. Prefers dome but will settle for late night snuggling. Won’t be seen outside his natural habitat(B42) after sundown unless summoned by his wife to be.
Do you know that the Poon Slayer got with another girl last night?
Really?
Yea just another notch in the belt. Classic Poon Slayer
I can’t believe PS isn’t out right now.
I know. This is so unlike him
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To take one's hand like you are holding a bowling ball, insert your fingers into a woman's orifices (vagina and anus) and chuck (throw) her as far away from you as possible.
This bitch kept getting in my face and I had to "poon chuck" her ass across the room.
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The odor that attaches itself to, and lingers upon a penis, post vaginal intercourse.
Dave didn't bother to shower for the past few days and now he smells like he has a bad case of poon dong.
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i vaginal pocket that conveniently stores sexual materials such as condoms, lube, vibrators and at times, one's cell phone. The poon pocket is most commonly found on loose hos
"After resorting to the bushes outside the club for some crazy club sex, Shanikwa remembered she needed protection which she acquired from her purse-sized poon pocket"
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New girls what is alive and kicking
Friend: Dude let's hit the cemetery and check out some Necro Poon.
Guy: Nah man, I love that Fresh Poon ennit.
A person who gets absolutely no women due to them being a dumb bastard and not having a way with the ladies.
A person who repels pussy.
Manny was not a good wingman because he was the fuckin Anti-poon.
When a friend or co-worker gets engaged, married or has a new girlfriend and you enter the "Poon-Fog". Where you forget everything you once knew for a period of time.
Learning becomes impossible.
DUDE SHAKE OFF THE POON-FOG!
You can't think straight or get anything right! jeez!