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Bent over a bunk bed and getting railed in the ass doggy style
I’m so horny right now I would like to get my girlfriend in prison position as she’s on the rag
A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
"Man, I've been stuck in the tumblr position for a day and a half now."
"That's unfortunate."
The act of wasting reality time on a cell phone
There she is over there in the chin tuck thumb twirl position wasting time instead of doing her job.
Having a big dick
Marty tested positive... for having a big dick
Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.
Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.
A sex position when a male sucks the dick of a trap. The male bites the dick like an angler fish would.
I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to do the angler position again after last night
The sex position in which one and their partner's bodies are blended in to the background in which they're making love in or on due to the use of body paint.
Luckily we were in camo position, or my mom would've noticed us in her room.