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When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.
Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.
"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?
The act of needed an arrow of love (Cupid's arrow) in order to reach her vagina.
He needed to use the cupid position and use a dildo attached to a pole in order to fuck her. (Cupid's arrow)
1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.
2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome
-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)
After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.
The bronco position is commonly found in the south and is where a buckle bunny and a horny cowboy decided to have sex on a horse. They first get on the horse naked and the cowboy inserts his penis in the girls ass and then whips the horse causing it to buck like a bronco as they try to stay on for eight seconds.
Did you hear Jenny and Forest did the bronco position? They said it was one hell of a ride.
Military slang for getting bent over or fucked in the work place. usually by an officer or over eager senior NCO.
"ok people, i know were supposed to head home from the desert tomorrow, but if we do another 2 months we can all get a short tour ribbon and i dont have one yet!"
from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"
strategically leveraging foes so that you are in a position where you are either unharmed or less so, while your foes suffer more when facing a common threat.
root words Gefea Inimi
The Chinese Communist Party used Gefimcious Positioning to avoid the wrath of the Japanese Empire while weakening their Chinese Republic rivals
Allowing them to win the civil war later.
This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"
"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"
"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"