pounding your pud

Masturbating; same thing as "pulling your pud".

She closed the door for some privacy, grabbed the hand lotion and began pounding your pud. Dude, you seriously don't remember that handjob you got last night?

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gorilla ass pound

When fucking a bitch you run up to her with knuckles dragging and forcefully slam her upside down on her head with legs bent outwards towards you. Then in a unexpected move shove you cock in her pussy and a banana in her ass at the same time. Then after unloading your spank, pull out run around the room slapping your chest and punch a hole in the door!

Damn bro I scored a perfect 10 Gorilla Ass Pound on this random last night!

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12 Pound Pussy

A Gigatic pussy usually related to a girl who is a huge bossy bitch. Her pussy is likely able to eat small children and anything as heavy as a good sized watermelon. The 12 pound pussy likely has teeth and is very susceptible to crotch rot.

Guy 1: " Wow... my supervisor is a bitch!"

Guy 2: " Ya man, i bet she has got a 12 pound pussy, you better keep your hands away or she could swallow it hole!"

Guy 1: "Thanks for the heads up man"

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a few extra pounds

So big that the individual refuses to post an honest full-body pic.

See also: BBW; Bring Burgers With...

All those pics are taken from above, B. You know that's a few extra pounds for sure!

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pounding his pudd

masturbating; jerking off; rubbing one's penis until one has an orgasm

As he lay on the bed, fantasizing about last night encounter, he started pounding his pudd.

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POUNDED THE SHRUB

Same as beating up the pussy.

Betty came over last night and I pounded the shrub.

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1000 pound club

A status achieved by having the sum of your maximum lift on bench press, squat, and deadlift equal to or greater than 1000 pounds. This status means you are starting to become "strong" relative to other powerlifters.

The aforementioned is especially true for taller powerlifters who must lift the weight further distances than shorter powerlifters, and who have a mechanical disadvantage due to the fact that the fulcrum is further away from the moment arm in every joint in their body.
I joined the 1000 pound club after four years of powerlifting.

I joined the 1000 pound club after four years of powerlifting.

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