to defecate; especially really quickly or in large quantities
I got to run. Where is the john? I need to pump chocolate bad!
Completing an assignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after massively procrastinating. This outburst of energy often leads to completion of assignments in an incredibly efficient manner.
I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.
To poop in a woman’s vaginal opening
and start pumping in the same hole
Yea dude I totally dump and pumped this girl last night
he is dead
person 1: holy shit bro lil pump just died
person 2: ESKETIT!!!
A name referring to a person who sings one good song or an album and doesn’t sing any other good music till he dies. It’s synonymous to “one-hit wonder”
After john released that nice song he suddenly turned into the lil pump of the record label.
A rapper who has an IQ of a rock.
Teacher: Sonic, what is 5 times 4?
Sonic: 20.
Teacher: Arthur, what is 24 times 7?
Arthur: 168!
Teacher: Caillou, what is 1437 divided by 3?
Caillou: 479?
Teacher: Lil Pump, what is 1 plus 2?
Lil Pump: 70 nibba!
Teacher: Lil Pump, that's not the correct answer. Go back to kindergarten.