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Process of feminine reasoning as defined by <Rachel-1979> which provides a generalized form of feminine reasoning which is simultaneously unattainable and incontrovertible through traditional male reasoning.
Rachel: "That went down like a damp squid"
Male: "I think you mean 'That went down like a damp Squib'".
Rachel: "No, it's definitely damp squid"
Male: "No darling, it's damp squib, from the explosive squib which fails when wet".
Rachel: "No, it's a damp squid. Squids live under water so they are quite damp".
Male: "Sweetheart I think you're using Rachel-logic. I think you're having a 'blonde' moment".
Also see: "Women are more intelligent than men": I mean, no wonder they think so if they come up with conclusions like this and believe them!
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When you start to crush on someone because they like you. Much like Rachel falling in love with Ross after finding out he has a HUGE crush on her.
"I think I like him."
"No you don't, it's just Rachel Green Syndrome, it'll pass."
A loud-mouthed chubby fatkins with horrible catch phrases that make her seem like the biggest dweeb on Food Network.
I bet Rachel Rae can fit my sac and shaft in her mouth at the same time!
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an amazing 15 year old singer starting off on youtube! With an amazing voice and great potential! A soon to be star! and a big one too!
Rachel Brinck is going to be a big singer some day, she will be famous. singer amazing sing music artist potential soon to be star
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A professional dickteaser with an incredible ability to seduce people in doing whatever she wants. Using her outstanding beauty she strips men of their dignity by making them drive up three hours and receive nothing in exchange - no compliments, no thank yous, no hand holding and EVEN not one titty! Not even one titty! She will make any men buckle to her demands. Warriors will throw down their swords and surrender themselves to the "Princess" 's every command.
The princess can be found in her natural habit, preying for unsuspecting guys every moment of the day. She has a tendency of whipping her hair around and flickering her eyes to seduce whoever she wants. She is rumored to tease five guys in one night.
Be wary by friends. She is a MANEATTER .... times two. Remember: you won't even get one TITTY. Not even one. You'll be lucky to have her respond to your text message, let alone hold your hand.
What a Rachel Princess Patel! He drove up three hours to visit her - hoping for something. Maybe a quick peek. But she didn't submit. She didn't hold his hand. Didn't kiss him and of course didn't show him even one titty. After all, seeing one titty, is like seeing both right?
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to act like rachel berry from the tv series glee, i.e, a bitch who is talented, but dresses horribly. underneath this lies a pretty girl who is talented and could be nice if she stopped acting like a controlling psychopath.
that outfit shows symptoms of rachel-ing... i think i vomited a bit from thinking about it. and then again when i saw it.
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Wanting to have sexual relations with someone for no obvious reason.
Dude Jessica is a Rachel Duncan Thing.
Agreed.