tard rag

Rag or towel often chain-linked to a retard's neck. Used for preventing the constant ruining of said retard's wardrobe due to excessive drooling.

Gross! That helmet-kid's tard rag is totally soaked!

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Rag Burn

The burning feeling that is experienced when a man who has not shaved recently goes down on a lady. The prickles rub and scratch in places they shouldn't. The next morning(s) can be painful and red. In extreme cases walking is also restricted.

"Last night was so crazy i didnt even notice he hadnt shaved, but then i woke up this morning with THE WORSE rag burn ever. I can barely walk!"

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rag drag

a broad on the rag draggin the party down

man your old lady is a rag drag

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Cunt Rag

A female who looks more like Gimli, Son of Gloin, than any other human.

That manipulating and controlling bitch is the worst cunt rag ever.

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napoleon in rags

pseudonym for Andy Warhol

"Napoleon in Rags, and the language that he use" - Bob Dylan

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Cummy Rag

Usually a girl of loose morals, picked up at a bar or a party and taken back to your or your friends house. This is where a Cummy Rag differs from the usual street-whore; you have to work hard to convince her she is in a different town to where she really is AND fold her up into a fold-out couch whilst chanting CUMMY RAG! CUMMY RAG!

1. I really didn't want to see that one-night stand again, so I pulled the old Cummy Rag trick
2. When looking at new lounge furniture, always enquire about the Cummy Rag optional extras
3. Scott: "Bro, my girlfriend can't find out I cheated on her again"
Brent: "Let's just do the Cummy Rag and we'll be mint condish"

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tiger rag

to have sex in the shower with someone who is on the rag

when she was drunk she told everybody that she and her boyfriend do the tiger rag

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