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When a ginger originating from mainland Tasmania in Australia decides to penetrate a girls ass dry as fuck.
Jesus fucking Christ, Belinda gave me a carb free beer last night so I decided to give her the Sand Igloo
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To insert ones testicals and scrotum into their own anus whilst on a boat and yelling "Ahoy matey, permission to come aboard".
Hey boys wanna free sand anchor. Come on follow me.
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Evelyn gave me the nastiest bloodiest sand job and I creamed all over her face with my bloody cock
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A white guy that dates middle eastern men or women
He is dating a middle eastern woman again. He must be a sand ninja.
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The result of male urine being excreted into a hole previously dug on a public beach and just big enough for the genitals. Typically occurs while laying face down to hide the fact that a piss is actually taking place.
“Bro, the water is way too cold to take a piss in it.”
“Bro, just make a sand slushy”
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To masturbate without lubrication to such an extent that either a callus forms or you develop a scab, usually on the head. Primarily the habit of 12-14 year old boys who have just figured out that there's another use for their penis other than urination and don't know any better. "Super Sand-Jacking" is when someone develops a scab, but does not wait for it to heal and continues to habitually masturbate regardless of the blood and pain. It has been hypothesized that these people are usually the ones who end up addicted to "scarfing" later in life, but never been proven. "Super Sand-Jackers" that eventually find out about lubrication and other less damaging forms of masturbation and abandon this practice are "Lapsed Sand-Jackers"
I was Sand-Jacking so furiously last night I accidentally lit my boxers on fire...!
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When you're banging a chick on the beach, Throw sand in her eyes, thereby blocking her from seeing the facial she's about to receive..
While fucking Betty I took a handful of sand and blinded her right before shooting all over her face...
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