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Sausage fever

When a women/man is overcome with an obsession for sausages being inserted into the ear

Gabe has sausage fever he’s addicted to that sausage

by Saslan August 3, 2021


Sausage rolling

The act of fully immersing your self in a duvet for the pinnacle of heat and comfort during lazy days.

Her.. My mother is doing Sunday lunch, I said we'd be there for 2
Him... Fucks sake. I had a day of sausage rolling and top gear on dave planned

by coyneezy December 14, 2014


Cumberland sausage

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.

1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.

by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014


Blood sausage

Your dick. After period sex, enough said

As soon as I pulled out I knew I had blood sausage

by Anerdwhogetslaid September 10, 2016


sweet sausage

Sweet Sausage is a term commonly used to emphasize how "sweet" or cool something is. Usually, it is used as a complete sentence to signify something is cool after someone else says something.

12 yearold 1: Wow! My mom said she'll take us to the store to buy some more pokemon cards!

12 yearold 2: Sweet sausage!

by you don't know me123321 June 19, 2008


sausage dunder

A fat man that has a low IQ.

That 15 year old sausage dunder just failed 5th grade again.

by Blasten November 9, 2017


side sausage

The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.

Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.

by sidesausage October 22, 2013