When a women/man is overcome with an obsession for sausages being inserted into the ear
Gabe has sausage fever he’s addicted to that sausage
The act of fully immersing your self in a duvet for the pinnacle of heat and comfort during lazy days.
Her.. My mother is doing Sunday lunch, I said we'd be there for 2
Him... Fucks sake. I had a day of sausage rolling and top gear on dave planned
1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.
2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.
1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?
2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.
Your dick. After period sex, enough said
As soon as I pulled out I knew I had blood sausage
Sweet Sausage is a term commonly used to emphasize how "sweet" or cool something is. Usually, it is used as a complete sentence to signify something is cool after someone else says something.
12 yearold 1: Wow! My mom said she'll take us to the store to buy some more pokemon cards!
12 yearold 2: Sweet sausage!
That 15 year old sausage dunder just failed 5th grade again.
The male version of a mistress. The guy you cheat on your "main sausage" with.
Poor Tom, his girlfriend picked up a side sausage while he was away on business.