Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a)

A common but dangerous condition in which dicksluts have gone two or more days without a cock forced into the throat leaving the infected with suicidal tendenencies and feelings of worthlessness as men will not turn down head at anytime for any reason.

Dickslutsia can be commonly found in manhaters, maneaters, prudish old bags with dried-up vages and any and all unattractive women and gay men who are experiencing the unfortunate luck of getting no Dick.

Hillary Clinton's life long battle with Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) can directly be linked to her uncanny ability to be the ugliest womenbeast in America 24/7/365. Some say her Husbands famous oval office organ offerings to fat unattractive office staff pkayed a devastating part with her battle.

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They see me trollin', they hatin'

Some verse of a song made popular by the spread of the meme trollface in the music of "white and nerdy" by Weird Al Yankovic.

"They see me trollin', they hatin'
Patrollin' they tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty'
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty"

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see a man about a mule

Take a piss. Or do a Number 1. Especially if you a seriously full bladder. Not to be confused with see a man about a dog

<Early> I gotta see a man about a mule
<Brian> What?
<Early> Take a piss
- Kalifornia

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um, like, see ya

Initially tentative, then subsequently assertive expression of victory.

Person 1: You saw the girl Hoover brought home last night, right?
Berg: Um, like, see ya!!

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Going to see Danny Elfman

A euphemism for going to use the bathroom to take a poo.

Hey guys, I'll be right back. I'm going to see Danny Elfman.

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See You Next Time

C see
yoU
Next
Time

a polite way to call a bad female a cunt upon leaving her vicinity

This is widely used in Montreal Quebec, and differs from other usages were the T is a weekday

She wouldn't get out of my movie theatre seat so I said See you Next Time as I left.

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I want to see you

When a boy repeatedly tells you he "wants to see you" and you say "I want to see you too" because you miss each other, and he says, "No, I want to see you." It means, I want to SEE you, as in He is asking you out. He wants to be your boyfriend...

Boy: "I want to see you"
Girl: "I want to see you too"
Boy: NO, I want to see you"
Girl:"Uhhh.... I want to see you too...?"
Boy:"NO! I want to see you!"
Girl:"....?"

*1 week later*
Boyfriend+Girlfriend. <3

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