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An Italian-American wedding that the KKK shows up murder the bride and groom.
"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.
Where you shove a loaded shotgun up someone’s ass and pull the trigger.
Guy: Dude, did you hear Jeff got a shotgun enema?
Guy2: Damn…I kinda liked that guy
When you begin to exhale a lot of smoke that's still good, so halfway thru exhaling, you breathe it all back in again.
I just learned to self-shotgun. Nice, now Budd Dwyer that shit until your lungs soak it all up.
A technique to get laid. In a social situation, ask every girl at the function to have sex as the opener to the conversation. When they say no, immediately go to the next one.
It is called "The Shotgun" because if you try it at work, you will probably get "fired." You can be fired more than once. I have been fired many times in this way.
Brad: "Dude I can't get any pussy"
Chad: "Have you tried The Shotgun?"
Brad: "I've tried it many times, but it only works with the hoes at FSU in Tallahassee, FL"
Basically calling "dibs" on some sexy piece of meat.
"Mmm, check out that piece of ass! I'd ride him in a minute. Shotgun!"
When a man is about to finish in a woman, he can instead cum into a condom to 'load the shotgun'. Once loaded, the loaded 'shotgun' is then placed up to the womans vagina. From here, the back of the 'shotgun' is pulled back and released to fire the shotgun. Results may be messy.
I was so indecisive if I wanted to finish on my girlfriend or not. After she said she wanted it I decided to try the shotgun and it was the highlight of the night!
to give a girl double anal or vaginal, especially if its her first time
Come on Jack, let's shotgun this slut!