Sick day

A sickness which causes the patient to have a day or multiple days off work. Usually contracted by yard staff or drivers. Patients usually display the following symptoms:
- sticky matress
- immense feeling of lazyness
- ability to not give a shit
- ability to let co-workers do their work
- enormous feeling that they are owed a certain amount of sick days a year.
Symptoms can quickly subside if administered a dose of self respect and a small amount of elbow grease.

Where is ........ today? It's okay he is having another sick day.
Has he phoned in?
No, he has texted in though.

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sick joke

not funny;uncool;often said when angry.

"your boyfriend's cheating on you."
"SICK JOKE."

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going sick

when somebody is furious

my mum went sick when she saw that mess.

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Sick Puppy

A disgusting, disturbed human being who acts in a sickening, horrid, and unimaginable manner which makes people around him question his existence but appreciate his G'd actions at the same time.

That fucking weirdo Christian Mair won't stop talking about all the mung he used as anal lube last night, he sure is one Sick Puppy.

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dope sick

When a person is coming down off a drug .
It doesn't have to just be heroin or crack it could also be pills too .

I was so dope sick the first few days I didn't take any drugs.

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poorly sick

Ill, but an undefined illness.. ie - you just feel ILL!

I'm not in work today - I'm feeling really poorly sick

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Sick Nasty

Something that looks sick as in ugly and smells nasty

ewww that belt is sick nasty.

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