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The weirdest shit that's ever been spoken. If a male recites this statement, they will most likely perceived as gay.
*Kevin* "Will you sing a tune for me?"
*Peter* "Sure! Right after the Silver White Winters Melt Into Spring!"
*Kevin* "WTF dude. Your fucking queer!
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Not being content with what one has, searching for more.
Man I'm never happy with what I have, I look for silver while I lie in bed with gold.
A string of elements that spell the lyrics to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” which is funny as shit
NEvERgONNAgIVEuUP
Jim: Hey dude!
Not Jim: Hey man! Can you tell me what Neon Vanadium Erbium Roentgenium Oxygen Nitrogen Nitrogen Silver Iodine Vanadium Europium Uranium Phosphorus spells in the periodic table?
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Silvering is when a male molds their genitals around liquid silver and takes the molded structure and has anal self pleasuring with it.
I was "silvering" when I felt dirty and alone
The ultimate brown noser. Comes from when students would give their teacher an apple on her desk at the start of the day. Well this kid would bring a silver apple to suck up as hard as humanly possible.
"what the hell is John doing?"
"he's a silver apple, hes nose is so far up ass he can taste the colon"
"Johns acting like our bosses bitch"
"hes silver appling that pedophile until his next raise"
Harry Styles definition of attractive, handsome, beautiful. This moment when he called that man was probably once in a lifetime, so please, everybody appreciate it.
“sir, may i say, I know i’m at a distance ... you are a handsome silver fox.”
The Silver Trumpet or Saliva Trumpet the more classy cousin of the rusty trombone, is when you suck one or both balls while jerking off the shaft or playing with the head. This is usually done after enough lube, or mucus is built up on a solidly hard dick.
This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.
That girl Samantha has a ball fetish I guess, she gave me a silver trumpet non-stop for like 20 minutes bro, it was great. Man, my balls STILL haven't firmed back up! She could suck peanut butter through a straw. I'm calling her tomorrow