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Whilst the male fornicates with the pregnant, lactating female, the male uses a sharp object to cut a small incision on the female's nipple causing both breast milk and blood to stream forth from the breast. This causes the illusion of a creamy, delicious "strawberry milkshake".
Dude, my preggo girlfriend totally let me give her a strawberry milkshake last night!
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The absolute best fucking flavor of the food so good it came from Mars that humans called ice cream. This flavor of the Mind bending epic food that freezes and warms you will make all the other flavors kill themselves in jealousy.
Person 1: did you try some of that vanilla ice cream?
Person 2: you motherfucking shitbag dickhead how dare you fucking eat that damn vanilla when there is the best fucking flavor on the fucking planet called strawberry ice cream
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A french 69er where both parties are being bj'ed, then they kiss and yet again exchange fluids.
Come on honey, it'll be fun to have strawberry kisses after dinner tonight!
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To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.
Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"
"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."
"What a dick."
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Is when a woman starts her period while having unprotected intercourse. After the man finishes inside her the resultant excrement is known as the strawberry milk shake.
Pittman never paid for the sex but he did give her the strawberry milk shake. She left it in the sink for him..
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After a girl gives oral sex to a man, she head but his nose, making it bleed profusely, then proceeds to spit his own cum on his face, making a strawberry shortcake revenge.
That bitch strawberry shortcake revenged me last night
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When the head of you're penis is flaming red after you get done plowing a dirty fat girl and the salty cheese from her vagina on top of you're penis mixed with cum produces a salty taste and you're dick head looks like a strawberry
Damn Mrs Hopkins ate my salty strawberry nast night
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