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When the female pubic region has hair that extends above the belly-button.
Grant's mom won the Floyd county's super bush contest with a pubic area that measured approximately one square meter.
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The preference of not dating an mtf or ftm transgender individual, typically on the grounds of wanting children or transphobia. It is often confused with being a sexuality and part of LGBTQIA+ when it is not.
Person 1: My preference is to be in a relationship with a person I can start a family with
Person 2: So your Super Straight?
Person 1: That term would suit me but I personally don't think it needs a pride flag or a name.
Person 3: I am super straight because gender is assigned at birth
Person 1: stfu
Person 2: stfu
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1. When someone obtains so much swag everyone around them gets sucked into the swag tornado.
Jacob: Dude, did you see how much swag that guy had?
Mike: I think at that point it's considered super swag.
Jacob: What the hell does "super swag" mean?
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A Ninja that transcends all other Ninja. An expert in several weapons, including but not limited to:
Katana - One or two, either way his enemies are going to die.
Nunchaku.
Flails - Two hand-scythes linked by a chain, so basically nunchaku with blades on it.
War hammers.
100-pound greatswords.
Bo staff.
Hand claws - Think Wolverine, but with blades on his feet, too.
Kusarigama - Chain and sickle for you non-Ninja.
Tonfa.
Scythe
Bow and arrow.
Shuriken.
Windmill Shuriken.
Incendiary shuriken.
Also able to use magic to accomplish the following feats:
Teleportation.
Gliding and hovering.
Shooting fireballs.
Creating and ice storm.
Surrounding himself with balls of fire.
Shooting lightning.
Surrounding himself with blades made out of wind.
Regenerating health.
Causing meteors to fall wherever he wants.
Temporary invincibility.
Creating, controlling, and shooting black holes.
Resurrection.
Although capable of traditional stealth, the Super Ninja often forgoes this method in favor of killing anyone and anything that stands in his way. If anyone knows of his presence, it's usually only for a few seconds.
The Super Ninja also attracts allies of the big-breasted blonde female variety. They always want the Super Ninja to take them furiously. He doesn't, because the Super Ninja knows a skank when he sees one.
The most prominent Super Ninja is Ryu Hayabusa, star of the Dead or Alive and Ninja Gaiden series of video games.
There is also a character on Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos named "Super Ninja" but he's really just a random guy that put a mask on and started calling himself a Ninja. This angers Chuck Norris.
Ryu Hayabusa is a Super Ninja, and has saved the world from the apocalypse at least seven times now, and all because his enemies massacred his clan.
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the amazing phenomenon of the Canadian caped pastry, SUPER PIE!
His Archenemy is Evakayk, the evil cake!
Evakayk: NO!! It's Super Pie the Edible Hero!!! He will foil my plot to rule the world!!!
Super Pie: Bwahahaha! feel the wrath of my warm apple filling!!!!
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A super bellend is a someone who has very crazy hair almost like an afro, some may call it a jewfro. This person also likes to go out with ginger people.
My flat mate last year was a super bellend.
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When there is so much poop in one place from one person/creature you might belive it was from three people/creatures.
Evan: Dude your dog just super pooped everywhere in your basement
Tyler: Not again...
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