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(n.) A computer dedicated to surfing the web or playing browser games such as Farmville.
A computer can start out as a Surf Machine (ex. your mother buys a crapware desktop from Walmart for 300 bucks) or can become one (ex. your desktop's hardware starts failing).
Typically cannot play any sort of real games or run any programs such as movie editors.
My dad wanted a new computer, so I just got him a Surf machine. All he does is watch porn and play farmville anyways.
The dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. Most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. The intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples pubes, dead skin cells, feces, semen, etc from getting on your feet.
Sandle surfing
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.
Lift surfing is when you want to be like BENO and want to ride on top of lifts, it is really fun but it is very dangerous without knowing what you are doing properly, it always needs a key to be possible, a triangle key is the most popular, with drop key taking the 2nd place.
I went lift surfing with BENO on top of a ecodisc today.
When a Lyft or Uber driver turns on both apps, going available, and waits for a ride request to come in from a potential passenger, rather than getting in their vehicle and driving towards where it's busier.
Ride-sharing dejected un-glorified carpooling dejected un-glorified taxi unappreciated underappreciated dejected low-paid underpaid immediately homeless with 3 or less stars peon driver pee’d on driver from your couch
#Ride-sharing #dejected un-glorified #carpooling #dejected un-glorified #taxi #unappreciated
#dejected low-paid UNDERPAID #immediately homeless with 3 or less stars #peon driver #pee’d on driver
#from #your #couch
Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm staying right here, ride-surfing, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, ((wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
"Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin'! and staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!. Ridesharin' is the shizn
"Bru, no way.
I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin' & staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things.
Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish!
I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!
Ride-surfing is the shiznit!
A word that nastia came up with that has no meaning.
"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"
A term made up by nastia that does not exist.
"dude, you should totally look up soft surf on urban dictionary"
"Ohh, it's actually soft serve"
1. When you go surfing and throw Nerf balls at other Surfers.
2. When you go surfing on a board made of Nerf products.
3. Nurfing is the equivalent of 'gnarly' or 'awesome.
Person one: Hey, want to go Nurfing Surfing today?
Person two: Of course! I love Nurfing Surfing!
or.
Person one: Duuuude, these waves are so Nurfing!
Person two: Let's go Nurfing Surfing!?