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When an individual has a body the antithesis of what you were expecting.
Gilbret may seem really geeky, but he has an amazing surprise body! Washboard abs and everything
When you get jumped by Miley Cyrus for salvia.
Dude I was in Kmart and got a Cyrus surprise I almost triped my pants.
When a woman is performing fellatio and she knows the man is about to shoot his load, so in essence, she shoots it into his own face. The woman would essentially point the dick directly up, or at an angle for maximum damage on impact. This is utilized for revenge.
Man 1: So that bitch found out I was cheating on her...
Man 2: Ohh yea, how'd that go?
Man 1: Awfully, she gave me a spunky surprise and after it knocked me out she sedated me and chopped off my left nut.
When two friends randomly text each other or shout “Surprise” at any moment.
“Hey Morgan, guess what?”
“What is it?”
“SURPRISE!”
“Yassss Surprise Sisters!”
When a middle eastern person passes gas while either idling or walking near another middle eastern person.
Syrian 1:*sitting in hooka bar relaxing *
Syrian 2:*walks by passing gas whilst keeping eye contact *
Syrian 1: Oh my Allah! Who shit themselves?
Syrian 2:*Watches victim as he is unaware he's been a victim of a syrian suprise*
Syrian Surprise is a Silent but Deadly fart shot towards another Syrian man.
1) Being caught (i.e. espied) when in the midst of washing one's genitalia in someone else's sink.
2) The act of dishonoring one's entire family by mistakenly leaving the washroom door unlocked when soaking one's phallus in a sink, inadvertently exposing oneself to onlookers.
3) Scrotum washing.
1) Jessica: Charles, get out of my fucking dorm room, right now.
Bro1: Whoa, whoa! What's the deal?
Jessica: Motherfucker just let me in on the god damn plumeveil surprise!
2) Dude1: "..."
Girl1: "Oh what the fuck."
3) "Fucking five-color faggot sitting on his god damn plumeveil surprise."
When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.
Gave her the good old Kidney Surprise