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Tainted Love

When a white woman has has been previously fucked by a black man. In other words, she is now tainted for life.

Guy #1: Look at that chick over there. Would ya?

Guy #2: Oh hell no! (just like the chorus to the song, he goes) DUM DUM TAINTED LOVE!

Guy #1: I SHOULDA KNEW IT when I saw she had a fat ass and paid for her generic menthols with food stamps! I hate that shit! Why is it okay for black men to do white chicks but them people go all crazy when we do black chicks?

Guy #2: That's affirmative action, dude.

Black man passing by: Who you be callin' "them people"?

(both guys 1 and 2 roll their eyes and walk away)

by Big Papi August 22, 2008

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tip-to-taint

A phrase to capture the complete fullness of a total uninhibited, unabashed male erection, brought about not merely by the visual image of a sexy woman, but by her inner beauty and the deep attraction created by long distance written communication that has resulted in a deep mental connection that touches a man's inner core so intensely that his fantasies exceed his wildest imagination. The erection is felt as exceeding pressure, as though about to burst through the skin at both the tip of the penis as well as the base at the taint--the fullest erection possible in a male.

Your words are so seductive--the way you respond to me, receive and accept me so completely, and stir in me these driving fantasies that anything is possible between us and more! You've touched me so deeply and I'm so helplessly and inetensely attracted to you as I've never been to anyone before. Damn, girl, you've got me bursting erect, tip-to-taint!

by jauntyone August 4, 2010

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Tainted Love

Stupid song that destroyed the Marilyn Manson us Antichrist Superstar fans loved. Fuck you for covering it.

Marilyn Manson! Oh yeah, Tainted Love....

by Dark Prime June 23, 2006

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taint paint

The discharge of female semen during sex or masturbation.

I had to throw on a poncho when the taint paint came pouring out.

by Ryan March 14, 2005

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Status Taint

When a facebook status has been liked by the school weirdo, thus making it "unlikeable" by the rest of facebook, lest they become associated with that creepy ass riff raff

Hey, bro, did you check my status i posted today?
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.
Why didn't you like it?
That creep Charlie liked it, so i backed off bro.
Damn, i hate charlie, he always pulls a status taint on my facebook.

by AnalBumFlap March 4, 2011

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taint mobile

A rental vehicle belonging to an undeserving department head, who has somehow been put in charge of an important project that he is incappable of handling.

To the taint mobile!

by Fiona1 January 19, 2012

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Painted Tainted

When a girl is sexy as FUH but somewhere in the back of your mind you KNOW she a hoe and you label her
as "tainted" but it isn't quite a legit assumption - thus she is only PAINTED tainted in you own thoughts, but she could really be tainted and
give you ALL KINDS (Hodgetwins)..... of STDS... ALL KINDS.

Person 1 - Damn she fine as HELL
Person 2 - I heard she a hoe, bro
Person 1 - Mmm.. She painted tainted..idk, never heard dat bro.. But ill paint dat ass with my..
Person 2 - LOL YOU RIGGHHH

by havikshunt10 November 29, 2013

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