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Kid1: My computer won't turn on!
Microsoft Tech Support: Hello my name is Tahim how may I help you?
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One who masturbates incessantly and with a passion. The term originated from the infamous video, shown live on ESPN, of a Texas Tech freshman ringing the team's bell during a game. Unfortunate camera angles made it look as if he was behind the bell jacking off furiously.
Dude, my coworker, Mr. Rasmussen, lives by himself. I bet he's a Texas Tech Bellringer.
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Louisiana Tech is a Tier 1 national university - the only Tier 1 national university in the nine-member University of Louisiana System. Louisiana Tech conducts research with ongoing projects funded by agencies such as NASA, the National Institutes of Health, the National Science Foundation, and the Department of Defense. Louisiana Tech was ranked 13th nationally in affordability for in-state students and 25th nationally for out-of-state students.
Louisiana Tech is sadly not as well known nor as big as LSU, but that's no reason to count us out. We have an exemplary engineering and science program. Additionally, we are currently (as of Feb 2013) the only university to offer a degree in Cyber Engineering.
Let's be honest. We're waaaaay better than ULM.
Person 1: LaTech is a bunch-a redneck hipsters!
Person 2: I'm sorry, good sir? Are you from ULM?
Person 1: Yeah, so?
Person 2: You poor, poor soul. I understand you wish you were as cool as us who attend the humble Louisiana Tech University. May you study in peace.
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"Teching" is a mechanic in the Super Smash Bros. games that allows the user to cancel knockback when they collide into the floor or a wall or ceiling. This is done by pressing the shield button at a very small time window frame.
"We tech those" is used to describe when a smasher techs.
*Triple R pulls off two amsah techs against Mew2King*
Wow dude, we tech those!
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A lash tech is not a technician. She/he is a scam. Don’t trust them
Oh looks she’s a lash tech. You mean she is a scam.
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The football team for the Georgia Institute of Technology, also known as the Yellow Jackets. They compete in the ACC at the FBS level. One of the most storied programs in college football history, the Yellow Jackets have won four national championships and have been coached by such greats as John Heisman, Bobby Dodd, William Alexander, and Paul Johnson. They have a fierce rivalry with the University of Georgia known as "Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate."
Calvin Johnson consistently reps Georgia Tech football on the next level by making an endless stream of highlight plays.
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A regional vocational high school in Upton, MA.
The school is awesome for shop, but academics are awful. Known for massive amounts of homework. Starts earlier than other schools and ends later.
The school has students from 13 towns;
Bellingham,
Blackstone,
Douglas,
Grafton,
Hopedale,
Mendon,
Milford,
Millbury,
Millville,
Northbridge,
Sutton,
Upton,
Uxbridge.
Mascot: Beaver
Colors: Purple, black, white and gold
Also known as Blackstone Valley Regional Vocational Technical High School, Valley Tech, or BVT.
Jr High student #1: I sooo don't want to go to the town high school next year.
Jr High student #2: I know! Its gunna be wicked boring.
Jr High student #1: I'm just going to apply to Blackstone Valley Tech.
Jr High student #2: Me toooo! I hope we get accepted.
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