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The epitome of everything that is wrong on 4chan's /b/ nowadays. A purulent mixture of forced memes, unfunny copypasta, srs discussions, newfags, butthurt oldfags and general faggotry.
The only answer is the chemo, starting with a facepalm
ahah U LAFF U LOSE!!!1!!1
OMG LONGCAT EPIC WIN!!11
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
WHEN I WAS
Newfag: OMG that is so sick! U need to go to hell for that, you make baby jesus sad :'(
Oldfag: This, guys, is the cancer that is killing /b/
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A statement made by dumb people regarding scientific and medical research or progress. Due to the individuals lack of understanding, they assume that diverting resources to scientific pursuits is pointless unless its about solving a problem like curing a disease.
Who cares about funding NASA's next space project, it can't cure cancer or anything important.
An organization meant for the sole duty to cure cancer while drftn in their automobiles. Members often end their sentences with a "son or a yeah son".
Mr. L. Corey: Are you Drftn 4 Cancer son.
Me: Why only but of course son.
Mr. L. Corey: Its a good cause isn't son.
Me: Yeah son.
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Just go to the Logan Paul Wikipedia page if you want real information. I just wanted a mug that said Logan Paul is cancerous.
I just wanted a mug that said Logan Paul is cancerous.
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A disease that is easy to recover from, but tends to have lasting side effects. Some of the negative effects of TLC can include a painfully large inflation of the ego (which can be cured by large doses of humility). Also, TLC tends to cause allergies to losing. (which can result in anaphylaxis)
Sally: *coughcoughEGOcoughcough*
Bob: My ego is hereditary.
Sally: No, I think you've just survived Tibetian Lung Cancer !!
The adverse effects one endures mentally from over-thinking things; usually secrets, inside information, or just the side effects of an over-active imagination.
You wanna know what Thought Cancer™ is?
You're cool with a guy. He settles down with a 'used-to-be' 'round-the-way' girl. They're all lovey dovey and stuff... You have a porno or two of her. You and him are supposed to be good, you and her talk. You start wondering:
Do I tell him?
But suppose he already knows?
But suppose he doesn't know?
Then she's gonna get upset with ME?
But I never told her to film her sexual exploits?
But it's none of my business anyways?
But they look so happy and I'm not the only one with the tape?
He might be upset that I know about it and didn't tell him?
Why did I have to see the damn tape?
Why do they have to be all over the place all lovey dovey?
Before you know it, you're failing exams, losing weight, can't fuck properly, drinking, chain-smoking... all the while the thought cancer is eating away at your psyche.
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