girl code

a set of useless, bullshit rules that girls use to govern and bully around their friends, girls or guys.
examples of breaking the girl code:
1. you slept with a guy a friend used to like
2. you ask a guy out that you once saw an aquaintance out with a month before
3. you are friends with someone your friend hates

Girl 1: "what did i do wrong?"
Girl 2: "hello!? you fucking broke the girl code rule #27."
Girl 3: "oh, duh, i checked out a guy that you once that was cute. i am so sorry."

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Code: Lyoko

French Canadian attempt at anime, complete with enigmatic Japanese girl, superficial girl, twist headband guy, and a shitload of dorks. At least it isn't a 100% sellout cartoon like Teen Titans.

If you want to copy anime, at least get the spellings right! LYOKO shouldn't have an "L" as there is no "L" in Romanicized Japanese.

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Duarte's Code

Move your homerow one letter to the right on your keyboard. NOTE:Requires knowledge of keyboard to do correctly!

o esmy yp hp piydofr smf ;su dp,r nsdrns;;/ Translation:i want to go outside and play some baseball.

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Sick Code

Sick code is the product of coding an application or a web site in an awesome manner whilst fucking high.

Dude!, I've just done some SICK CODE! My website is looking awesome now!

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junk-code

Useless code, code that can be deleted or rewritten in shorter syntax.

Junk-code
If(x==true){
return true;
} else {
return false;
}
Better code
return x;

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code nudging

The practice (or perhaps art) of "nudging" one's code into submission. This involves taking code that is mostly correct and twiddling some bits or adding/removing lines, without really having any specific reason to do so, until the code starts to work. Also, a terrible way to write code.

I'm a pro at code nudging. Too bad it's a terrible way to code.

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Craptcha Code

When a Captcha Code system comes up with crappy match requests, like math symbols, foreign characters, smeared or blurred letters, indistinguishable letter "l" and number "1", or a non-word.

Dude - where's the capital sigma on my keyboard for this Craptcha Code?

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