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A term derived by the AVACTA LSE BB cult following meaning UK developed and Manufactured Covid Antigen test. It is intended to create hype and expectation and signify the self importance of a company that have so far delivered nothing.
AVACTA are not involved in the UK Sovereign test and the authenticity of the performance results are questionable.
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Almost better than a get out of jail free card. When you meet some slag at a bar take her home and get her naked and are not sure if her downstairs parts are tasty enough for a lick so you rub a finger down there and then rub her nipple and sneek a taste from the nipple. You can now make the decision wether or not to go downtown whithout embarassing consequences.
Oh man I should have used the nipple test last night it was like that girl was doing deep knee bends and running laps all day, sure would have saved me on mouthwash!
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#1: Old-school term for Premium/high octane fuel.
#2: Also more modernly used as slang term to note things of high quality.
#1: Fill-er-up with high test, dude...Groovy!
#2: Man, that guitar is friggin' high test! If I only had the three grand to buy it...
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There are two (2) ways of testing someone to see if they are a spaz.
1. While the subject is completely unaware of you being about to test their spazzocity, take a candy wrapper (a willy wonka shockerz™ candy wrapper worked well for me) and put it on the side of their neck from behind. If the candy wrapper stays on the subject's neck by their reflexes squishing the candy wrapper between their neck and their shoulder for more than five (5) seconds, they are legally a spaz as declared by the U.S. supreme court of the Spazes United vs. the Mariam Webster's Oxford Dictionary verdict of 2003.
2) Put a pencil on the unsuspecting subject's neck, and if the suject keeps the pencil between his neck and their shoulder in a similar way to the first way, he/she is a spaz.
Ian: When Matthew took the spaz test, he tested positive by a 10 second margin! *sticks candy wrapper on Matthew's shoulder*
Matthew *15 seconds later the candy wrapper falls off*: Phewph! That candy wrapper almost killed me!
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When you have no more clean clothes and the only clothes that you have are on the floor. So you go and pick them up and give them a good sniff, if they don't stink you wear it.
"Dude, I had to do a smell test on my shirt today."
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The test where the woman grinds on a male to see if he is fit for mating.
Melba rubbed on Fundo's lap in the office to see if he was worthy of her tacos. Fundo passed Mella's grind test.
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When a woman presses her chest against a wall, if her nose touches the wall before her boobs do, she passes.
Her boobs were so big she had 3 inches of space before her nose hit the wall.
She was so flat, she didn't pass the boob test so I sent her home.
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