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Frosty John

When you suck a dick that was covered in melted chocolate and then frozen over the dick.

yo kate gave me a frosty john at the valentine’s day dance

by jdekk44 April 25, 2019


John Mak

John Mak is a discipline teacher that teaches in lsc. He loves his students, but his students don't love him, they only like him¯\_(ツ)_/¯

student A: John Mak is coming!!!!
student B: MAK MAK MAK MAK !!!!!!

by meme son October 27, 2020


John Watersesque

Something or someone reminiscent of the eccentric and iconoclastic filmmaker, John Waters.

She was talented with the use of language and could create shocking and elaborate thought-images in peoples’ minds that were utterly John Watersesque!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021


John Beerman

A man (who may or may not be named John) who enjoys drinking a vast quantity of beer at any occasion available.

"Check out John Beerman over there"

by zEd-man July 11, 2008


John Hancock

A signature. Derives from John Hancock's signature, which was written in large letters, on the Declaration of Independence.

Could you please put your John Hancock on this form so that I can turn it in?

by rieux November 29, 2003

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John Adams

a. John Adams (1735-1826) 2nd president of the United States, he helped establish the primacy of the voter when he left office upon the election of an opponent of a rival political party (Jefferson); helped persuade the Continental Congress to adopt the Declaration of Independence; and understood the importance of a strong navy long before other American leaders. But he was often personally offensive and, further, pushed the Alien & Sedition Acts, making it a crime to criticize the president.

b. John Coolidge Adams (1947- ) a minimalist American composer, won the Pulitzer Prize for his choral work based on the 9/11 destruction of the World Trade Center, "On the Transmigration of Souls." A composer of operas, he is most widely known for his minimalist opera "Nixon in China."

c. John Couch Adams (1819–1892), a British mathematician and astronomer, predicted the existence of the planet Neptune, solely on the basis of mathematics and the laws of Newton and Kepler. The Royal Astronomical Society later awarded him its Gold Medal.

d. John Quincy Adams (1767–1848) 6th president of the United States and son of the 2nd, distinguished himself as an early opponent of slavery. But he was a one-term president, having entered office under the cloud of a shady bargain involving the electoral college. He died of a stroke while serving in Congress, in the same room as the young Abraham Lincoln who, unfortunately, had never the time to know and learn from him.

He's smart and offensive, a regular John Adams!

by Dr Whosis December 12, 2009

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John Waters

Baltimore filmaker. God of filth. One of the best filmakers ever with flair for the comical and filthy. The best filmaker of our age.

Let's go see Pink Flamingos, the most famous John Waters movie ever!

by tyler holmes April 11, 2006

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