A mobile home. Canadian Condo is used as a slight when referring to a mobile home set up as a vacation property in Michigan.
"Will you be spending the Memorial Day weekend at your Canadian condo?"
Some really good Cocaine.
Aleeysha: Yoooo this cocaine is bare mad!
Shahina: Thats some Canadian Cocaine bro, goes hard asf.
When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day
Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!
Oral sex performed outside in sub-0°C temperature.
My birthday is January 22 and my girlfriend gave me a canadian waterslide as a present
When a person eats someone’s ass and they wear moose antlers and make moose noises.
Omg Brandon come over tonight I want a Canadian trombone and then we can play COD.
The act of taking snow from outside, shoving it up your significant others asshole, then railing them until the
melted snow drips out.
Yesterday I gave my wife the Canadian coldhole. I shoved snow up her ass and then railed her and she loved every second of it!
The act of grabbing snow, shoving it in your significant others asshole, and failing them in the ass until the snow comes dripping out melted.
Coworker 1: hey, how was ur date with suzie?
Coworker 2: it was awesome. We went back to my place and I gave her the canadian coldhole!