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Resulting from people never leaving Stearns County, Minnesota. Inbreeding to this severity results in adults teaching biology for way too long to a class full of inbred stearns county children, drinking too much german beer, and dating your first cousin. Common last names include Schramel, Mueller, Schmitz, Schmitt, Gerken, or any other german last name.
Mrs. Bio Teacher: "Okay children, did you know there is a syndrome named after us? Yes, Stearns County Syndrome manifests itself as inbreeding in Stearns County citizens."
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Common in Cook County, IL (aka Chicagoland), it's when 2 cars, 1 behind the other, come to a full stop at a stop sign and then both proceed through the intersection together even though the law requires the 2nd car to stop again after the 1st car proceeds.
OFFICER: I'm ticketing you for going through the stop sign without stopping.
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk
See Dade County
Miami-Dade County is a county in the state of Florida, in which The City of Miami and its encompassing areas and 'hoods is located in.
Formerly known as Dade County. The county's name was changed in 1997.
Miami-Dade County currently has 35 incorporated cities, towns, and villages.
1. City of Miami Gardens
2. City of Aventura
3. Town of Golden Beach
4. City of Sunny Isles Beach
5. City of North Miami Beach
6. City of North Miami
7. Village of Bal Harbour
8. Town of Bay Harbor Islands
9. Village of Indian Creek
10. Town of Surfside
11. Village of Biscayne Park
12. Village of Miami Shores
13. Village of El Portal
14. Village of North Bay Village
15. City of Opa-locka
16. Town of Miami Lakes
17. City of Hialeah
18. City of Hialeah Gardens
19. Town of Medley
20. City of Doral
21. City of Miami Springs
22. Village of Virginia Gardens
23. City of Sweetwater
24. City of Miami
25. City of Miami Beach
26. Village of Key Biscayne
27. City of West Miami
28. City of Coral Gables
29. City of South Miami
30. Village of Pinecrest
31. Village of Palmetto Bay
32. City of Cutler Bay
33. City of Homestead
34. City of Florida City
35. City of Islandia
Bitch, I'm from Dade County!
Quit frontin' like you from Miami-Dade County.
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The LBC (lower bergen county) is made up of the towns south of route 80. The LBC are normal people, generally made up of middle or working class people. Upper Bergen County usually looks down on the LBC, because the LBC doesnt have the money they do. Unlike the Upper Bergen County, the LBC doesnt have the outlook that they are better then everyone else. The LBC are usually tougher people do to not having everything handed to them.
Upper Bergen County Kid: I just bought new 150 true religion jeans
Lower Bergen County Kid: i just bought regular jeans from kohls
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Used to describe the attractiveness of females in the Summit County, Colorado area. Typically, a female of 8 or more in Summit County will rate a 4 or 5. They are considered attractive due to the lack of women in the county.
Guy A: Dude, I met this BANGIN chick at Cecilia's last night. She was easily a 9.
Guy B: Nah, man, I saw her, she was only Summit County hot.
county that thrives in the agricultural business. btn as "cattle country."
driving to los angeles, i saw a shitload of cows, while passing through san joaquin county.
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A place where hoes run the school and lies get spread. But not to forget that if you date someone from here you're gonna get a disease. A bunch of redneck honkies. Yee yee is propar grammar and you get looked down apond if you aren't dating your cousin.
Damn! You go to Dale County Highschool, how's the hoes there?
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