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A dick that has been unwashed since arriving at the music festival due to the expense or inconvenience of showering. Requires being at festival and unshowered at least 24 hours. Makes sexual activity, particularly oral sex less hygienic.
Eww, that Asian girl sucked your dirty festival dick?
When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.
I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.
The biggest one in the swamp.
Instantly makes you so moist that you can't even handle it.
As soon as that slimy tentacle reaches your throat, you'll go into cardiac arrest from it's extreme length.
If you are looking for some good dick, ask Shrek.
"Have you had a dick appointment lately?"
"Yeah, it was Shrek's Dick!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR??"
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Rather yellow urine that resembles the soft drink Fanta, because one didn't drink enough liquid.
- "Dude, I'm bursting, I think I'll have a dick fanta."
- "Sure, down the hall to the left."
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The crusty smelly shit on an unwashed dick
His dick smelt like fucking sewer bruhhhh that man had a serious case of Dick Cheese!
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Intercourse. A synonym for laying the pipe, pounding her out, balling, tapping that ass, etc...
You know he's dicking down your sister, right?
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A nickname given to a person who is to much of a wanker for one dick. Multiple dickhead. Often fucks everything he touches and is basically an all round cock.
Mate: " That guys a total wanker"
Mate 2" We just call him six dicks"