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Scrap Family

The neighbor family who has scraps of various shit (toys, furniture, random lawn tools never put away) in the yard. One can only assume the many children who reside there are the scraps leftover from a few different relationships along the way. They have scrap dogs too (several dogs not cared for and always running amuck).

Did you see that scrap family who moved in next door?

I ran into a scrap family and their scrap dogsthe other day.

by ShakerFranklin August 27, 2021


Family Crisismess

This has two distinct phases:

Phase One optimism
Incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the "Season of Good Will" has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other

similarly-minded family members.

Phase Two realisation
That same senior family member hates being wrong about anything and gets annoyed that nobody kept the peace after all.

Last time aunty Doris came for Christmas she didn't leave until March because of the Family Crisismess

by Studio19 December 29, 2010


Fortune family

Is what happens when a pussy snorts so much cum that he honestly believes he has loyal followers. Also searches sex offenders databases for dates.

That guy must be fortune family material. I feel bad for that child.

by Silverbackbear April 25, 2020


Family pig

Peppa big body with a family guy face

How many times have you drawn family pig today?

2000.

by Family guy poopers September 12, 2023


Family Elevator

A family of the same bloodline; incest

My father is also my brother, more like a family elevator than a tree, we go straight up.

by Cheyamonster February 13, 2017


familial vibe

The wholesome feeling when you’re aboard a delta flight along with many nice families after just spent a week with teenagers who revolve their lives around drinking and having sex.

Very familial vibes aboard the delta flight today!

by Urmamamamama2000 February 16, 2023


Family hopper

One who often goes from one mommy to another

That girl sure is a family hopper

by Dicksramazing November 29, 2021